95civicgsr
12-15-2005, 07:58 PM
KNOW THAT THIS MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPEN IN TEXAS....TT
TEXAS TROOPER
Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State
Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the
head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Texas, son,"
the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have
your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here." The
trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy
his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side
and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK",
the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do
that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wi! sh come true,"
replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because I know your
type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to
your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with
me!' "
TEXAS TROOPER
Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State
Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the
head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Texas, son,"
the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have
your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here." The
trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy
his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side
and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK",
the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do
that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wi! sh come true,"
replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because I know your
type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to
your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with
me!' "