Obama humor

**1C62NV** · 07-28-2010

Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very
excited; all his life he's had a secret wish and longed to meet the
Prophet Mohammed.

Having
arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a
beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No,
my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then
points to a ladder that rises into the
clouds.

Delighted
that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in
great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he
meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you
Mohammed?'

'No,
I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but
with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he
discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a
beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you
Mohammed?'

'No,
I am Jesus . . . You will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed
higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and
climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room
where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are
you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all
his climbing.

'No,
my son . . . . I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like
a cup of coffee?

''Yes!
Please, my Lord.'

God
looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Yo,
Mohammed - - two coffees!'

Keep your trust in God; Your
government has failed you miserably.

Bulldog Stang · 07-29-2010

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice ...

vic · 07-30-2010

Obama is the nations first real president.. It took a black man to get in there and do it right. He is the Best president ever. Why did I vote for Obama? Well of course because he is black.. I dont know much more then that.

ebaker · 07-30-2010

are you being serious or sarcastic vic?

vic · 07-30-2010

haha sarcastic... I just am wondering how he hasn't been assassinated. I figured with all the prejudice in America, especially KKK, he wouldn't last this long lol.

(I was acting like the majority of his voters) They dont know why they voted. He pulled prominent African American leaders and celebrities to entice the younger black generation into voting for him. He used race to win.

ebaker · 07-30-2010

oh ok gotcha. i think in part its because they dont want biden as president. lol but who knows. i'm just ready for his term to be over

vic · 07-30-2010

You and me both.

07-28-2010	#1
1C62NV Supporting Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: IN THE LEAD!!☺ Posts: 1,377 My Mood:	Obama humor Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish and longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.' Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Jesus . . . You will find Mohammed higher up.' Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son . . . . I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee? ''Yes! Please, my Lord.' God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Yo, Mohammed - - two coffees!' Keep your trust in God; Your government has failed you miserably. __________________ God blessed TEXAS!☺

07-29-2010	#2
Bulldog Stang Bad Boys, Bad Boys!!! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Kenedy, Texas Posts: 4,993 My Mood:	HAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice ... __________________

07-30-2010	#4
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07-30-2010	#3
vic Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,863	Obama is the nations first real president.. It took a black man to get in there and do it right. He is the Best president ever. Why did I vote for Obama? Well of course because he is black.. I dont know much more then that.